Im tellin' ya Uncle Johnny was a proficient joke writer. I got posts for years. Here's another...slightly dated but still pretty funny.Why is Kotex like the atom bomb?
It keeps the Reds in, the Poles out, and the French hungry.
Here's a bonus:
She was only a farmers daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together.
The first one is funny....took me a few seconds to figure it out.
ReplyDeletei love a good joke, here's a fun riddle I loved when I was a kid:
ReplyDelete"what stays in a corner but travels all around the world?"
a stamp!
Yeah, um, I still don't get the first one. But um, that's ok, no need to explain.
ReplyDeleteYour uncle was some sort of mad genuis. seriously...
:)
HOlly
Holly:
ReplyDeleteKotex, im sure you must know, is the menstration pad.
Reds are: Russians or Blood.
Poles are: Polish or penis'
The French: well, i don't quite get that part either, but maybe is has to do with oral. i dont know.
Happy Thanksgiving Joe!
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Uncle Johnny could also throw his voice and do cat cries making me think my cat was stuck in the tree!
ReplyDeleteSue
Yes, I think it has to do with oral. Your Uncle Johnny must have been a fun guy. I've met a few people in life who do have a steady stream of jokes, so Uncle Johnny was one I never met. It takes a special knack and skill to keep people from being bored with too many jokes. The short ones are the best!
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